Lazy planet dweller

#Laziness is the root of invention.

the mix of two languages into one chaotic yet fluent sentence

Ex: My mom asked me something in Spanish and I answered in full-on linglush: ‘Sí, I already did the homework, tranquilo.’

Put into English words the feelings you're hoping for even though you don't want them.

The blanket is messed up in the middle of the night and wrapped around the body.

The mind, the car, and the tension are all accelerating at once. It has a slang-like quality that can be used not only when you are driving, but also when you are gaining momentum in life.

The mind, the car, and the tension are all accelerating at once. It has a slang-like quality that can be used not only when you are driving, but also when you are gaining momentum in life.

"After that promotion, he’s been totally turboosted in life."